I am skeptical of most new technology, but Facebook really works! Here are some thoughts on technology…
Technology that doen’t work - worst inventions:
1. Digital Cameras - I spend triple the time on photos now.
2. YouTube - time waster, but great way introduce your family to soft core porn.
3. Computers Built Into Appliances - how did we live without a plasma screen of the fridge?
4. Smart Homes - it’s just way too much effort to flip a switch.
Technology that WORKS - world’s best inventions:
1. DVRs - watch on my time frame, not the networks.
2. Facebook - simple and really works in finding old friends.
3. Cellular Phones - who could live without one? however, in 20 years we’ll probably all have ear tumors.
4. Salt Chlorine Generators - great! if you have one you know what I mean. makes owning a pool easy.
Technology (low tech) wish list - someone invent these:
1. Oprah Deletion Device - erases Oprah shows that wife records on DVR and makes it look like an accident. what? Oprah got erased? I’m so sorry honey.
2. Security Briefs - to insure that NO ONE will touch your valuables… ever.
3. Electronic Yodelling Pickle! - you know you want one.
4. Butter Stick - enough said!





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