The John Palm Show

I am skeptical of most new technology, but Facebook really works! Here are some thoughts on technology…

Technology that doen’t work - worst inventions:

1. Digital Cameras - I spend triple the time on photos now.

2. YouTube - time waster, but great way introduce your family to soft core porn.

3. Computers Built Into Appliances - how did we live without a plasma screen of the fridge?

4. Smart Homes - it’s just way too much effort to flip a switch.

Technology that WORKS - world’s best inventions:

1. DVRs - watch on my time frame, not the networks.

2. Facebook - simple and really works in finding old friends.

3. Cellular Phones - who could live without one? however, in 20 years we’ll probably all have ear tumors.

4. Salt Chlorine Generators - great! if you have one you know what I mean. makes owning a pool easy.

Technology (low tech)  wish list - someone invent these:

1. Oprah Deletion Device - erases Oprah shows that wife records on DVR and makes it look like an accident. what? Oprah got erased? I’m so sorry honey.

2. Security Briefs - to insure that NO ONE will touch your valuables… ever.

3. Electronic Yodelling Pickle! - you know you want one.

4. Butter Stick - enough said!