Facebook Really Works

2008 May 9

John Palm's Facebook profile

I am skeptical of most new technology, but Facebook really works! Here are some thoughts on technology…

Technology that doen’t work – worst inventions:

1. Digital Cameras – I spend triple the time on photos now.

2. YouTube – time waster, but great way introduce your family to soft core porn.

3. Computers Built Into Appliances – how did we live without a plasma screen of the fridge?

4. Smart Homes – it’s just way too much effort to flip a switch.

Technology that WORKS – world’s best inventions:

1. DVRs – watch on my time frame, not the networks.

2. Facebook – simple and really works in finding old friends.

3. Cellular Phones – who could live without one? however, in 20 years we’ll probably all have ear tumors.

4. Salt Chlorine Generators – great! if you have one you know what I mean. makes owning a pool easy.

Technology (low tech)  wish list – someone invent these:

1. Oprah Deletion Device – erases Oprah shows that wife records on DVR and makes it look like an accident. what? Oprah got erased? I’m so sorry honey.

Hate Oprah

2. Security Briefs - to insure that NO ONE will touch your valuables… ever.

Security Briefs

3. Electronic Yodelling Pickle! – you know you want one.

Yodelling Pickle

4. Butter Stick – enough said!

 Butter Stick

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