The John Palm Show

My new hobby is taking portrait photos of people’s cats. Sometimes it’s difficult to get them to “hold a pose” while my flash warms up. But it is highly rewarding when you get that perfect shot.

My company is called Fancy Cat Photography.

I specialize in taking pictures of people’s cats wearing bow ties. This is a niche. My motto is: no snap of the camera until that bow tie is snapped on. It’s kind of a long motto. Anyhoo…

Female cats are also required to wear bow ties. No one really knows (by looking at the picture) if they are male or female anyhow. It’s not like I’m taking pictures of their genitalia or anything like that. Well, I guess I do take a picture of their genitalia but it’s only for internal administrative purposes.

Please tell all your friends with cats.