The John Palm Show

Are you home from work yet, Dad?

We work like fools while our children actually want to be with us.

Then, by the time we retire they can hardly stand us!

I’m just thinking out loud here, but maybe we’ve got “retirement” all mixed up. Why not retire right up front when our kids are young and need us around? Then go back to work when we are old, bored and pumped with energy from all that Viagra.

That’s what my “grocery bagger guy” at Publix did.

And he always seems happy to see me!