The John Palm Show

Americans spend 13.5 billion dollars per year on anti-depressant medication. Consider the following and you’ll see why:

• Our country produces Fat American Consumers by the thousands.
• We eat too much. One lunch at Applebees could feed 20 starving kids in Brazil.
• We buy too much. Our children think Target is the neighborhood playground.
• We work to much. We spend most of the day in tiny cubicles so we can afford short commutes home in luxuriously huge SUV’s.
• We love to little and abort too much. Our divorce rate is absurd.

This is a system that can only be kept alive by Anti-Depressants!

I want to look at the world through the eyes of a child. But the lady and the organ donor place still refuses to put me on the waiting list.

You thought you were a good leader. But I just happened to be going that way anyway.