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Entries from November 2007

Chick-fil-A Murders 600 Chickens For Each Cow Saved

November 23, 2007 · 5 Comments

For every cow that Chick-fil-A “saves” they have to kill approximately 600 Chickens. So eat more cows… please.

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SUV vs. Mini Van - Look Who’s Laughing Now

November 19, 2007 · 1 Comment

My humble, but almost always correct opinion: About 1% of SUV owners in America really NEED an SUV. The other 99% of SUV lovers are paying the cool tax. What is the cool tax? That’s the difference between the $100 per fill up you pay vs. the $50 or so I pay in my mini van. It’s nice to know there is some advantage to being totally un-hip.

Cost of Being Cool Chart

Make and model Tank size Cost
Chrysler Aspen SUV 27 gallons $94.50
Ford Expedition SUV 28 gallons $98.00
Infiniti QX56 SUV 28 gallons $98.00
Cadillac Escalade ESV SUV 31 gallons $108.50
Chevrolet Suburban SUV 31 gallons $108.50
Chevrolet Avalanche SUV 31 gallons $108.50
Hummer H2 SUV 32 gallons $112.00
Ford Expedition EL SUV 33.5 gallons $117.25
Chevrolet Silverado 2500 HD 34 gallons $119.00
Dodge Ram 2500 35 gallons $122.50
Nissan Titan 37 gallons $129.50
Ford F250 Super Duty 38 gallons $133.00

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See you at 7-Eleven Mr. SUV Guy.

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